Hitchcock, "A Streetcar Named Marge"
Lolcats: You Can't Resist His Holy Wheatiness!
Maggie playing wall ball, "A Streetcar Named Marge"
"I have a ball. Perhaps you'd like to bounce it?", -"Lisa's Rival"
"I'm taking you out for frosty chocolate milkshakes!", -"There's No Disgrace Like Home"
Seinfeld Women's Eyeglasses
"Urge to kill... fading...", -"Treehouse of Horror V"
"When I read your magazine, I don't see one wrinkled face or single toothless grin. For shame! To the sickos at Modern Bride magazine.", -"The Front"
Sir Mitchell's Bomer
"Eh, Burnsie. This was some swell shindig. Thank you very much!", -"Homer the Smithers"
Lieutenant Dan! You got new legs!
"Remember the Batusi?", -"Mr. Plow"
Stella - Mashed Potato Face
Bill Murray - Stack Bills
Scott Aukerman Mustache
"No. I've already planned our vacation. We're going to the Highway Nine Bird Sanctuary. I understand they've installed a new birdfeeder this year.", -"Itchy & Scratchy Land"
"OK son, just remember to have fun out there today. And if you lose, I'll kill you!", "Lisa on Ice"
Milhouse in a Pup Tent, -"Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"
"Can you repeat the part of the stuff where said all about the things?", "Homer the Smithers"
Simpsons Family Minimalist
"At his school library, Bart runs on top of a large globe, spinning it.", -"The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace"
"FILE PHOTO", -"Marge vs the Monorail"
"Purple drapes! All my life, I've wanted purple drapes!", "Realty Bites"
"They're gonna take my thumbs!", "Lisa on Ice"
Next Flickey's 25,000 Miles, -"Itchy and Scratchy Land"
"Ahem, I've got an idea Mr. Simpson. Why don't you get something to eat from our food truck?", -"Radioactive Man"
"He crossed that line between everyday villainy and cartoonish super-villainy.", -"Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two"
"With the aid of modern computer imaging, the dentist shows how grossly disfigured Lisa's face would become if her dental anomaly were to go unchecked.", -"Last Exit to Springfield"
"They're dogs...and they're playing poker!", -"Treehouse of Horror IV"
"And who could forget dear Ratboy?", "Homer vs Patty and Selma"
"You know, there are three things we're never going to get rid of here in Springfield: one, the bats in the public library", "Sideshow Bob Roberts"
"Oh my God!  That dog has a puffy tail!", -"Fear of Flying"
"You gotta help us, Doc. We've tried nothin' and we're all out of ideas.", -"Hurricane Neddy"
"I never heard Maggie laugh like that before. Lisa: Well, when was the last time Dad gave her that kind of attention? Bart: When she swallowed that quarter, he spent all day with her.", -"Home Sweet Home- Diddily- Dum- Doodily"
"Just let your head flop back and forward. Your neck is a well cooked piece of asparagus.", -"Kamp Krusty"
"I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals..." -"Homer's Phobia"
"Bowling! Bowling here!", -"And Maggie Makes Three"
"Milhouse!", -"Bart the Mother"
Bart Named World's Greatest Sex Machine, -"Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
Bort License Plate, -"Itchy and Scratchy Land"
Put Your Sperm In Our Hands, -"Selma's Choice"
"I have soy milk. The doctor says the real kind could kill me.", -"Lisa's Sax"
"Sock Puppets!", -"Fear of Flying"
"Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all.", -"Little Big Mom"
"Hey everybody, I'm gonna haul ass to Lollapalooza!", -"Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"
Crowd swaying to the music, -"Homerpalooza"
"I'm a surfer!", -"Hurricane Neddy"
"You'll pay for this...with your children's blood!", -"Treehouse of Horror VI"
"So, I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter!", -"The Springfield Files"
Turtle & Sloth Slow Solo - Ape Lad
"It's a pornography store.  I was buying pornography.", -"Mr. Plow"
Homer, the Chosen One. -"Homer the Great"
Viral Video Cat Aspirations
Do Not Ride the Bomb, "Homer the Vigilante"
"Here comes the airplane!", -"Fear of Flying"
Zuckerberg and Zuckerberg (Andy Samberg)
Pollos Hermanos 2 piece meal - Breaking Bad
"Ooooh. The walls are melting again.", -"Homer Loves Flanders"
"I look forward to wailing on all of you.", -"Lisa's Sax"
Sideshow Bob: "See You Soon Bart", -"Cape Feare"
"It's your window to weight gain!", -"King-Size Homer"
Sir Mitchell's Bomer
"Hey, you!  Get out of my office!", -"The Last Temptation of Homer"
But Marge, valets!  Maybe for once, someone will call me "sir" without adding, "You're making a scene.", -"Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield"
Rappelling down the Washington Monument
Technically, we're not allowed to go to the bathroom.", "Secrets of a Successful Marriage"
"Good morning, Mr. Breakfast!", "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure"
Obama! Bring Back Arrested Development! Done and Done!
"Steve Jobs", CEO of "Mapple", Simpsons
The MacIntosh - Hello to Goodbye - For Steve Jobs
Laugh-Out-Loud Cats #1808 - Ape Lad - Stay Hungry Stay Foolish - Steve Jobs
"Get my razors!  Draw a bath!  Get these kleenex boxes off my feet.", -"$pringfield"
"I wash myself with a rag on a stick.", -"King-Size Homer"
"Grade me! Look at me! Evaluate and rank me! Oh, I'm good, good, good, and oh so smart! GRADE ME", -"The PTA Disbands"
Walter White vs Gustavo Fring - Street Fighter
"And what if we picked the wrong religion?  Every week, we're just making God madder and madder!", -"Homer the Heretic"
Alf Pogs!, -"Bart Sells His Soul"
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